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Would you pass a CIA test?



The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists鈥?br /> (CONTACT,Kutless and Golden angel)

For the final test, the CIA agents took CONTACT to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
鈥淲e must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find Ronaldo sitting in a chair. Kill Him!!!鈥?br /> CONTACT said, 鈥淵ou can鈥檛 be serious. I could never shoot Ronaldo,his one of my favourite players.鈥?The agent said, 鈥淭hen you鈥檙e not the right man for this job.鈥?br />
Kutless was given the same instructions to kill Ballack. She took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then Kutless came out with tears in her eyes.鈥滻 tried, but I can鈥檛 kill him his my favouite player and I'm also in love with him.鈥?br /> The agent said, 鈥淵ou don鈥檛 have what it takes,Mission Failed.鈥?br />
Finally, it was Golden angels turn. She was given the same instructions.''Inside that room you will find Ronaldinho sitting in a chair..shoot him'' said the Agents.
She took the gun and went into the room...
Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there Golden angel stood.

She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, 鈥淪ir you did not tell me the gun was loaded with powder,I had to kill that Son Of a B!tch with the chair.

hehehehehe thats a really good one ;)


ya3layke shu sayra mahdoome :P
welcome to Mafia
heres your real bullets loaded AK-47 to finish what's the left of him off
HA HA HA. I loved it.
that was soooo funny i forgot to laugh!! y do u keep on maing fun of ronaldinho!

i'll give u a test if u were to kill inzaghi would u have done so?
lol, man i know not to cross you! :)
I think I know the screaming, crashing was coming from you demanding him to bang you on the walls.. I just hope you gave him protection....
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