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I'm pretty sure I could beat Mike Tyson in a foot race. Do you think he would show up? How would I invite him? |
I'm pretty sure I could beat Mike Tyson in a foot race. Do you think he would show up? How would I invite him? Do you really want to take that chance? He might bite your toes off! Hold a Miss Black America contest? ?! WELL YOU JUST BE CAREFUL THAT IN CASE YOU INVITE HIM AND SHOW UP THAT YOU CAN REALLY, REALLY RUN VERY FAST BECAUSE HE WILL DEFINITELY BEAT YOU UP TO A VERY, VERY, VERY, TEENY, WEENY PULP!!! TAKE CARE!! Woah, woah, woah. You want Iron Mike Tyson in a foot race....Are you being followed by a low speed squad car, If not make that a stipulation. Otherwise He is sure to sprint up to you...Beat you just enough to where you'd wish that you'd black out...and rape your crevasse....yes I said it, "RAPE YOUR CREVASSE" The man Lives for Violence, Sexual assault, Rape, and poor financial planning. Don't get yourself tangled in his crazy web of turmoil and terror for a f***ing footrace. First, you set up a trap with a women on a string with her legs open, then you invite him and the raping begins! |
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