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The birth of sport in America? Pak-ta-Pak? |
"Pak-ta-Pak", the Inca version of the Aztec "Olemelietzle", was the first sporting business in the America's. The game was rather like a cross between Football and Basketball. The goal being to roll a ball into a round target. After each successful try, the team attaining the point was allowed to go up into the grandstands and remove clothing from their opponents girlfriends. This is probably where the famous sports adage "SCORE!" comes from... Well since you are going to blatantly steal our time with pointless trivia fluffins, allow me to Y.o.i.n.k鈥?br /> Ninca M. Poop鈥檚 version of the match between 鈥淐ranial Maraca Shakers鈥?and "Omeletsized Yellow United", was the first account of their discovery of the sport in the America's. The production line was rather like a cross between a military parade and The Jaws O鈥楧eath鈩? The goal being to roll a cocooned hamster into a straw basket/target while avoiding razor sharp scalding and taunts from the spectators. After each successful basket, the team attaining the point was allowed to go up into the glandstands and remove tonsils from their opponents pet hamsters as a sign of complete domination. They then proudly displayed the tonsils by wearing them over the ears. This is probably where the famous breakfast adage "Tonsil Omelet" comes from... Source(s): It's spreading... Mua-ha-ha-ha! TD ....these words from YOU, us little critters have always look up to you in awesome glee... yet another rounds of sweet digesting and soothing lyrics written for Kings,.... and now THIS? Who has so ill giving put arsenic into your tea? But I do kind of like it. But what did they get for a game won? somebody please get a collar for pocket stooge lol I am shocked TD, you have obviously sold out your golden plumage for a scuzzy coat bartered on 42 street... I am in tears and will never recover, I am scarred for life... sometimes the idols we hold dear are just goats, not heroes... how could you ? Sounds like a mouldy trout pancake tossing contest to me. Imean the stripping off the other teams girlfriends sounds great but all that other stuff..........nah not for me. Plus of course I would be bound to end up playing the team from the Ronald McDonald supporters club. really i have no clue So on tactic was to date ugly women so the other did not want to score? |
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