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What is your best Nascar joke ? |
It's Friday and we all need a laugh.... tell us you best Nascar joke or story.... What is the difference between Jeff Gordons car and a porcupine? On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside! Did you hear that Dale Earnhardt Jr is getting a new crew chief from China? His name is Win-Won Soon. What do you call 10,000 Restrictor plates at the bottom of the ocean? A Good Start. Why does Montoya never hit the wall? The wall aint got no numbers on it. What is the worst thing about 5 Gordon Fans going over a cliff in a Monte Carlo? A Monte Carlo Seats 6. The best NASCAR joke is the thought that NASCAR is a sport... In general, when I need a good laugh I turn on a NASCAR race and wait for the cameras to show the crowd. The sight of all of those toothless, mullet-headed, slack-jawed yokels always makes me laugh. Oh I know!... NASCAR is ****!!! It's an embaressment to racing. Rednecks! cant beat shaggy sorry what i think is funny are all these people who dislike nascar..seem to always be here talking about it...if you don't like it...watch something else Michael Waltrip |
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