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Anyone got any good non pc football jokes...?


Heres my fav at the moment,

Q)Whats the difference between a male Rangers supporter and a female Rangers supporter?

A)The female supporter has a higher sperm count.

No offence Sharon.

Q: If you see a Celtic fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him??
A: It could be your bike!!!

Q: What do Celtic fans use as a form of contraception?
A: Their personalities!

Q: How do you get a Celtic fan to stand up?
A: Say "Will the defendant please rise

There was this girl on holiday in Miami. However, as she walked along the beach eyeing the big-bosomed girls walking arm-in-arm with their boyfriends, she became distraught, for she had a rather insignificant pair of jugs.
Suddenly, she spied a murky old bottle that had washed up on the beach, and for want of alternative amusement, picked it up.
Poof! Out emerged a genie, who immediately offered to grant her any two wishes that she desired.
"Then, give me two of the biggest T ITS in the whole, wide world", she requested.
The genie uttered "your wish is my command" and wiggled his finger. Woosh!! Woosh!! Immediately before her eyes, appeared Neil Lennon and artur boruc

Q. Why don't you allow Celtic fans a coffee break at work?
A. Because it takes too long to retrain them.
Q: What do Celtic Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a tim. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the tim...twice!
Q: What would you call 2 Sellik fans going over a cliff in a green Renualt Espace?
A: A complete waste of space. You could have squeezed 8 of them into one of those.
HOW DO YOU CONFUSE A HUN.

PUT 2 SPADES AGAINST A WALL AND ASK HIM TO TAKE HIS PICK.
whats the difference between an apple and an orange?

when did you last hear of an apple bastard?
Whats the Pope and a Christmas tree got in common ???


Both got balls for decoration !
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