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Swimmer pick up lines? |
ok has anybody heard any really funny swimming pick up lines? once at a sectionals meet at harvard a guy on another team asked if he could read braille on my FS2. hahah I want you more than a popsicle on a hot summer day! Did you know that when you press your ear to my shorts, you can hear the ocean? Would you like to listen? 鈥淗i. I鈥檓 a lifeguard and according to Coast Guard regulations, I have to inspect you for sand mites.鈥?br /> 鈥淚 brought an extra air mattress, would like to lay out in the pool with me?鈥?br /> 鈥淭hat sure is a lovely set of lungs you are wearing today.鈥?br /> 鈥淲here did you get that sexy bikini? It sure looks good on you. but i still think it would look better on my floor" ummmmmm........ i like that one ..... can i? "Are your legs sore?.. Cos ur swimming through my mind".. Cheesey or wat??... Stroke it this way i'm really good at the breast stroke hey baby...come ride my wave:) |
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