Whats the best way to jump into the water and make the biggest splash?

I know cannon balls are good but whats better?

A can opener, or a 'preacher's seat.

gain 200 lbs.
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AND FLIPS IN DA AIR WHOO HOOOO
weigh a lot
Go in straight (feet first) but sort of curved like a banana, lean back so you are sort of falling backward as you go into the water. If you do it right it should make a really high splash (not necessarily a big splash with lots of water, but a little bit of water will go really high)
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CANNON