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You know your a swimmer when...............? |
just answer :) your arms have an amazing tan but your stoumach is so white you can see through it you constantly smell like chlorine When girls on the beach look strange in their bikinis because you are only used to seeing girls in racing suits. you have mould growing on the inside of your swimming bag you have permanent goggle marks You watch a frog swimming on a TV nature programme and say, "Mmm, perfect leg kick when the phrase 50 50's on 50 makes sense!! you dont recognise any of your friends with their clothes on You know you are a swimmer when you use your bathtub to dry fins, paddles, PB, slippers, swimsuit, goggles, towel, instead of washing yourself, 'cause you take the shower every day at swimming pool! whenever you hear an electronic beep, you instinctively jump. waking up before dawn to exercise seems normal(you might also be crazy). bugs die of chlorine poisoning when they land on your skin. the phrase "This set with fins" is better than hearing "You just won $1000." you answer, "I don't need to" when someone asks when you showered last. you learn how to squirt water 15 different ways. your long term goal is to slap your bicep on your lat. a friend asks how a certain guy dresses and you reply, "I only see him without his clothes off". your friends have stopped asking you about your plans for the evenings. you go from store to store desperately trying to find your favorite sports drink. the first place you go when you're stressed out is a swimming pool. your heroes are Janet, Jenny, or Amanda. the phrase, "50 double armed backstroke with a breast stroke kick makes you happier than anything. being fish-like is a compliment. your friends don't even call you anymore because they know that you have no time to do anything. your nightmares consist of a series of numbers ending in 0 or 5. you sweat chlorine even after showering. you just don't understand the charm of the swim suit edition. getting smacked on the butt doesn't bother you at all. your screenname has something to do with water or the pool. your hair has a greenish tint and looks like straw. somewhere on your body there is a small tattoo of a fish or a grouping of rings. you look forward to holidays because you have a chance to double or triple practice. hen you talk about "cuts" you don't mean injuries. all of your friends are swimmers! you enjoy using your girlfriends razor to shave your legs. u can swim!!!! you save yourself from drowning. ...you can do a backstroke start and underwater dolphin kick without getting water up your nose. ;) you continuously wake up at 5:30 every morning to get to the pool in time for practice. you go to school every morning with wet hair and smelling like chlorine you have a tan line from a one piece bathing suit and goggles You have a bull's eye tan right in the middle of your back. You have very broad shoulders You are constantly buying goggles and caps. My Coach's Quote: " Real swimmers Pee in pools because they don't want to waste time, they wanna swim." So in his words: You Pee in Pools |
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